reasons i want to be rich
- to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
- to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
- to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
- to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
- to pay my mom’s bills and debts
reasons i dont want to be rich
- to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly
some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows
ways to look more angelic:
- carry flowers everywhere
- pink or gold eye shadow
- wear long ankle dresses
- soft humming
- have a pink glowy blush
- wield a flaming sword
- Be covered in eyes
three pairs of wings
Wheel
announce your arrival by screaming “FEAR NOT” everywhere you go
MAJOR KEY
BOOST BOOST BOOST
2017: dumb bitch
2018: sad bitch
2019: bad bitch
Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013
it’s britney,
I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!
Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.